I’m thrilled that our first show back, after more than a month of rest, will be at Johnny D’s – ’cause what could be more perfect than Johnny B at Johnny D’s?… I’ve put together a wonderful lineup of people I love, and I know you will as well!
Friday May 31, 2013
Johnny D’s
17 Holland St, Davis Sq, Somerville, MA
$12 at the door
21+
8:30 pm Molly Zenobia
9:30pm The Groove’s Moons
10:30 pm George Woods Band
11:30 pm Pretty Boys!
8:30 pm Rotary Prophets
9:30 pm Brendan Boogie & The Broken Gates
10:30 pm Us! — Johnny Blazes & The Pretty Boys
And some very special news — we’re premiering two new tunes: a new cover, and a BRAND NEW ORIGINAL TUNE! That’s right folks, we’re breaking new ground here… our first original (of many to come!)
Radio
379 Somerville Ave, Somerville, MA
$5
21+
Facebook event here: https://www.facebook.com/events/367071260072046/
Doors at 8
Thursday April 4th!
Join us for another great night of rock and soul with:
Johnny Blazes & The Pretty Boys
Brendan Boogie & The Broken Gates
Rotary Prophets
$5 21+ EARLY START TIME! Doors at 8 – bands start about 8:30.
Johnny Blazes and The Pretty Boys are venturing into new territory — we’re recording an original tune! We’re working with the immensely talented, hilarious, and sweet Dave Minehan at Woolly Mammoth Sound in Waltham, MA. We went in on Friday March 29 to lay down rhythm section and reference vocals, and we’ll be back in another week to add horns and more vocals. Check out the beautiful studio in our pictures below – and check back for news on the release of the single later this year!
PRETTY YOUNG THINGS: A Burlesque Tribute to Michael, Janet, and the Jackson 5
TWO NIGHTS! 
Sunday March 24
Thursday March 28
8pm @ OBERON
CAN YOU FEEL IT? Boston’s brightest burlesque stars are about to get NASTY with a tribute to pop music’s most talented family: The Jacksons. Excited? YOU ARE NOT ALONE. Sparkletown’s favorite performers are pulling out out the stops for this THRILLER — ALL FOR YOU. IF you find you can’t CONTROL yourself, just BLAME IT ON THE BOOGIE.
Babes in Boinkland
Claude Kitten
Femme Brulée
Glitter Bombs
Isiah “Zay” Beasley of Phunk Phenomenon
Jane Doe
Kid Vicious
Lolli Hoops
Slaughterhouse Sweethearts
Johnny Blazes
PLUS
March 24: Pamela Passion
March 28: Paco Fish and UnAmerika’s Sweetheart Karin Webb
with music by
Johnny Blazes and the Pretty Boys
and host
Mehran Khaghani
It’s that time of year again — time to get down and dirty, sweaty and dancey, surrounded by some of Boston’s most talented circus performers! The Boston Circus Guild‘s biannual Bohemian Bacchanalia is this Thursday and Friday, and The Pretty Boys are playing at the Friday show!
For two magical evenings you are invited to come experience some of the most talented artists in New England, including aerialists, jugglers, contortionists, dancers & burlesque performers. Come for the carousing and merrymaking and have a sexy, uproarious good time! Last year’s event sold out so get your tickets today!
OBERON, 2 Arrow St, Cambridge, Harvard Sq, MA
This event is 18+
Doors at 7:30
Show at 8:00
Tickets and more info available on the Oberon website here
Meghan Chiampa is throwing a party for Mardi Gras, and everyone knows that Meghan knows how to throw a damn good party… With beads and masks provided by our lovely friends from Vermont, Magic Hat, and burlesque performances by the darling Porcelain Dalya, this will be a fabulously fun night!
And if you don’t believe me, trust The Arts Fuse! Apparently we’re top of their list for happenings in New England this month!
Thursday February 21, 2013
8 pm – 12 midnight
Precinct, 70 Union Square, Somerville, MA
$10
21+
Costumes encouraged!
RSVP to the Facebook event here!
8 pm – Axemunkee
9 pm – Confederacy of Dumpsters
10 pm – Emperor Norton’s Stationary Marching Band
11 pm – Johnny Blazes and the Pretty Boys
I’m beyond excited for the show we have coming up in January — the bill is amazing, it’s at a great venue with lots of room for dancing – it’s going to be the best way to kick off 2013!
Saturday January 12, 2013
9 pm – 1 am
Johnny D’s, Davis Sq, Somerville, MA
$12
21+
Madame Psychosis
What Time Is It, Mr. Fox?
Sarah RabDAU & Self-Employed Assassins
Johnny Blazes and The Pretty Boys
Tuesday December 18, 2012
doors: 7 pm
show: 8 pm
If you would like a table seat, please buy your tickets soon, as this is an assigned seating show.
The Buttcracker is back! And this time we’re moving on up, to some fancier digs across town. This witty and wild variety show will feature flying through the air, dropping it low, and other various ass hydraulics. There will be in-depth discussion of buttholes and related activities. There will be the usual antics including games, prizes, dancing, drinking, punning, and holiday cheek – I mean, cheer! Featuring drag, dance, burlesque, spoken word, erotica, music, and aerials from:
Katya
Essence Revealed (NYC)
Aquanette Jones
Miss Madison West
Jane Doe
Kit Yan (NYC)
Fonda Feeling
Leah Abel
Allix Mortis
Strawberry-Cream Pie
Robin G. White
Maggie Maraschino
Amy Macabre
Madame Psychosis
Come out for a fabulous night of music, celebrating the birth of the 30 years young Meghan Chiampa! If you’ve never met Meghan, come out anyways – buy her a shot and dance the night away with us!
9:30 pm — Steve Walther Orchestra
10:30 pm — Opposite People
11:30 pm — Johnny Blazes and The Pretty Boys
Sally O’Brien’s
335 Somerville Ave, Somerville MA
Friday November 2, 2012
doors: 9 pm
$5 cover
RSVP on Facebook here!